Let's Dissect 2e's Dragons, Draconomicon Edition - Steel Dragon

“My name… is Drag Bag’em. I’ve got a cloaca of STEEEELLLLL.”

Yes, not even a sentence in, and I’m making genital jokes. This is what you signed up for, everyone.

Steel dragons love the companionship of humans and demihumans, thus explaining their preference for cities.

Read: they like stud-hunting in the city.

Let's Dissect 2e's Dragons, Draconomicon Edition - Dracohydra

"Dammit, Middle Head! Quit wandering out of the frame when we're trying to have our picture taken!"

Haha, woowwwwww, I’ve been fucking slow on these posts. So much for them being “cheap and quick to crank out”, huh?

Yep, more Draconomicon 2e good(?)ness!

Dracohydras are hideous, multiheaded winged monsters that combine the worst features of dragons and hydras.

Looking at that picture, I’d have to disagree on the “hideous” part. I’m more concerned with the head in the upper-center of the picture, there; he looks like he’s having trouble breathing.