Let's Dissect 2e's Dragons Pride Month Special! - Rainbow Dragon

Hot damn, where to start with this guy. He's pretty much all frills and pointy bits. I feel stabbed just looking at him. Meanwhile, everyone around him is randomly doing the YMCA dance. Maybe he's just providing the lights for a rave?

 Yeah, yeah, talk about waiting until the last minute. But hey, better late than never, right? I can’t think of a better way for this blog to cap off Pride Month than with an extra-gay D&D dragon.

I didn’t think it was possible that any dragon gayer than me or my brother could ever exist, but here we are. And before you say it, yes, I know that tearing this one page from Dragon Magazine #146 is wayyyyy out of order, but guess what?

I’m Paphvul the gay dragon, I shitpost where I wish, and none dare resist!

Behold, the Rainbow Dragon!

This Strawberry Shortcake sumbitch is a real thing that got published in official D&D materials.

And I love him to death.

Let's Dissect the 2e Monster Manual's Dragons - Brown Dragon

Whoops! Wrong brown dragon.

There we go!

Hey, been a while, hasn’t it?

Well, after we’ve done the Chromatics and Metallics both, you’re probably wondering how many more dergs D&D could possibly have left to throw at us.

As it turns out, D&D’s remarkable tendency to whore out and reiterate a concept until the original luster is long gone doesn’t exclude its titular handsome reptiles. We ain’t scratched the fucking surface of this giant gay lizard iceberg.

And good thing, too, Gosh only knows what would happen if I ran out of quick, easy material to bang out posts about.