Holy shit.
Well, I know what my resolution for this year's gonna be... Actually, no, stop. See, if I suddenly promise you that I'll be more productive on this blog next year, that means this blog will fizzle out of existence.
No, there's only one way to ensure this blog's continued existence. Is it perseverance, introspection, a reevaluation of why I'm doing this, and where I want to take the blog from here?
Pfft, fuck no! It's time for a blood sacrifice.
That's right, we’re doin’ this shit Aztec style: to nourish the lifeblood of this blog, I'm going to look through previous entries, and ritualistically slaughter an entity described in one of the posts. First, I’m going to round up some potential candidates for the slaughter, and each one is going to make its case as to why I should let them live another day.
